Coca-Cola, a Dogs Drink

I love it when I can get paws on a Coca-Cola!  There is nothing quite as refreshing as the last few drops in my masters soda can.  If only they made the spout a little more dog friendly.

Spilt Coffee

Well, this morning was just like any other.  I (Moxie, the black lab) ran in and out of the doggy door so that my master would wake up and watch me play.  I really enjoy 5:00 am mornings in the desert, generally that is the coolest time of the day.  My master didn't look so good this morning and she went straight for the coffee maker.  You would think she would be just as happy as I am, but mornings are not her thing.  After watching me play awhile outside, she went inside, grabbed a cup of coffee, turned on the news, and sat cross-legged on the couch.  I've been warned not to hop on the couch when she has coffee, but this morning I couldn't control my wiggles and I just wanted to play.  As I lied on my back and batted at her free hand, I accidentally reached too far and hit her coffee hand.  The mug did a double flip and landed next to my belly!  Close call that was and boy does that drink taste funny.  I can't believe she can drink 3-4 cups nearly every morning.  I think I would get stomach rot.  Anyway, I quickly tucked my head and timidly pulled myself to the empty space on the couch.  Since she kind of recognized the incident as being her fault, I didn't get in any trouble, but I definitely was smart enough not to go sit next to her while she finished the few drops that remained in her mug.  The thing I like most about my Mrs. Master is that she will find the humor in most anything.  Later she thoroughly enjoyed telling the story to her husband when he finally woke up.